Monday, August 17, 2009
Pet peeve of the day
My bicycle seat which, in typical premenstrual fashion, is retaining water. I tried to explain to it the other day that I was sick of getting to work and having to walk around with a wet ass and endure the whispers and raised eyebrows, but it snapped at me. I've decided to let the matter be for the moment.
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You could suffocate it in a plastic bag when it looks like rain...or that time of the month...
I'm just impressed that you cycle to work.
That's what you get for having a girly padded saddle.......
(whisper whisper)
Bridgett: Good idea.
Mali: Really? If you knew the distance you probably wouldn't be.
Peter: True, true. I used to have a hard manly saddle, but then it split. (By the way, are you the Peter who is often in drag? Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Indigo: Speak up woman!
Drag? How dare you? What are you implying?
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